The French Blonde cannot resist the voice the Fug Girls have invented for Karl Lagerfeld. The FB would like to see this character guest star on an episode of "30 Rock" and wreak havoc with his peculiar and genius pronouncements.
Here, GFY imagines a conversation between Courtney Love and Karl:
COURTNEY: Whatever, dude. Listen, where’s the beer? You gotta be packin’, right?
KARL: Slang is the suitcase of the damned, my dear. CHECK IT.
COURTNEY: … So you’re saying you don’t have any?
KARL: Why would I? Your addlepated mind pricks like a rosebush. SNIP.
COURTNEY: “Lager”feld? Come on, dude. You expect me to think that doesn’t mean something?
KARL: It does mean something. It means I am the king and you are riding in a carriage of regret.
No comments:
Post a Comment